"This is my year!" --Quaintance~R

Ah, the enthusiasm of Week One. Everyone is undefeated. The possibilities are endless. Nothing could possibly go wrong now.

"Where else can you bet against NE?" [Arizona] --Simon

If you don't mind losing, you can bet against them anywhere you want. Turns out Brady and Gronk don't play every position. Someone alert Giselle that Jimmy Garoppolo is single and undefeated. And 15 years younger than the confirmed cheater.

"I would never take a knee." --Ramsden~J

No taking a knee now. Still 20 weeks to go before a winner or winners emerge from this enthusiastic bunch.

Rule reminder: No Thursday games or pre-deadline foreign-soil games are eligible this season. Plan accordingly.