"Need a stress-free pick after sweating out the Dolphins last week." [Arizona] --Kirby
Did you say stress-free? Or win-free?
"lck" [Arizona] --Geez
Love this one. Because of the font my database uses, I can't tell if this was a typo of "lock" or a disgusted "Ick." Either way, it ended up pretty icky.
"Why do I only pick crappy teams?" [Washington] --Gheen
This just in. They're all crappy teams. Cardinals? Panthers? Colts? Chiefs? Giants? Disappointing, to say the least. Division-leading Texans? Rams? Eagles? Falcons? Scary teams to pick, to say the other least.
"Set my pick to default to the Browns opponent, please." [Washington] --Jenks
They are the only 0-4 team, yes, but they should have won in Week Three and had a 4th quarter lead in Week Four. When will the Browns stop being the Browns? Maybe Week Five against a QB getting his first start of the season?
"I cannot believe how badly I am doing this year." [Arizona] --Mandel (RIP)
Correction... how badly you DID this year. Mandel is one of another 16 people heading to the showers this season, ending his dream of winning an Emmy and the Ducey Pool in the same year. Still, he is one-fifth of the way to completing the DEGOT. |